Walgreen’s has all their Valentine Day candy at 75% off, so I picked up several 12.6 oz bags of M&M’s at a cost of $0.75 each. But the only color of M&M’s they had was green. I hope you like green. If not, don’t stop by my candy bowl.
Real life quote from the back of the bag: MPORTANT NOTICE: consumption of The Green Ones may result in elevated Romance Levels. If you experience this effect, contact your Significant Other immediately. No official agency has verified these statements…but what do they know about romance anyway?
I tested them. No immediate side effects. You’re safe.