Road Signs from India

I found a long lost file today.  I thought it had been lost forever.  The title: Road Signs.  These are actual road signs that I saw while I was traveling through India in 2005.  I didn't get any pictures taken of them, but if you search, you can find quite a few.  Here's the few that I managed to write down during my travels:

• Impatient while driving - Patient in hospital
• No dreaming while driving
• Life is precious than speed
• Reach home in peace, not pieces
• A cat has nine lives - You only have one
• Driving safely ensure safety
• High speed is a thriller but a certain killer
• Better late in this world than first in that world
• Lane driving is safe driving
• Become a hero by making accidents zero
• Control your nerves on curves
• Don't be hasty - Drive with safety
• Always believe in safe driving
• Fast drive may be last drive

I think my favorite was "Lane driving is safe driving."  What?  Someone in India uses lanes?!?  I think my new favorite (spotted on Google images) is "Safety on road is safe tea at home."