Today's funny techie story. Ever get those AOL CD's in the mail offering you a gazillion free hours during the next four weeks? Today's free CD was AOL 9.0 enhanced. I scanned it quickly on its way to the trash can..

The program should start automatically. If it does not, click on Start, Run on your task bar. Windows 3.1 users: Click File, Run from your Program Manager window.

Wait... Windows 3.1 users? On the internet? Using AOL 9.0 enhanced?

You've got to be kidding me.