A discussion was going on in the office today about a user who has too many handheld items. I think the comment went something along these lines:

"He's got his tablet pc, his ipod, his ipac, his US cell phone and his international cell phone, his Palm, and his dictation device... How can we make all these things into one? WITHOUT using the duct tape feature?"

The "duct tape feature." I'll have to remember to check my devices for that one.