Tuesday, April 27, 2004

Help! I seem to have lost a support check that someone gave me. I don't know WHAT I did with it. I can't find it in the bag I had with me that day. I thought I took care of it, but I can't find any record that I took care of it.

Over the next two days, I'm going to be doing some research on a subject that has puzzled me for most of my life. Pray that God will direct my Bible study and open my eyes to what He wants me to see.

I received yet another email today which stated: "You know you live in a small town if...you've ever been cow-tipping." I emailed back to the person who sent it: "If the list of includes cow-tipping, the list was written by a city slicker!" We have some people at the ministry who are convinced that cow tipping is really possible. I enjoyed Joann Rogers statements on the cow tipping subject.

All the perspective I can offer is that while a cow is widely portrayed as slow, dumb, and overweight, she is in fact alert and aware. And you're so svelte. She's smarter than you think, can run faster than you, and is often aggressive when approached by a stranger, especially at night. People think a cow is dumb, and a horse is smart, because you cannot train a cow to tap dance. A cow just has a very different agenda than you, and she thinks tap shoes are uncomfortable.
You think she is stupid and uncooperative, but she thinks, "Can't we just do it the way we've always done it? And what are these frat boys doing in my field?"


I'm not sure our cows have ever tried on tap shoes.

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